Shmick

Origin
Shmick was first used by Jonathan's old Seventh Day Adventist church as a substitute for "sh*t", because they weren't allowed to say it when they were together. Jonathan eventually caught on to it and it became a joke to use it randomly.

Uses

 * 1) As a verb (i.e. "I'll shmick you up.")
 * 2) As a substitute for "wrecked/rekt" (i.e. "Get shmicked")
 * 3) As an adjective, usually used to mean "poopy" (i.e. "That's shmicky")

Popular Uses
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Variations
Shmicker is a noun you call someone. (i.e. "What a shmicker".)

Shmickery is a noun means something along the lines of "stuff", but a funny way of doing it. (i.e. "Look at all this shmickery") It's often used with Desu Ne. (i.e. "Shmickery in the desu ne") It can mean absolutely nothing. It's a filler word.