Papi

Origin
Papi is Spanish for 'daddy'. We started making fun of it because Jonathan's mom uses it all the time when talking to family and friends. She says it like the way people say 'sweetie' or 'dear'. We started calling each other Papi ever since. No homo.

Uses

 * 1) You can call someone a Papi. (i.e. "What a freakin' Papi)
 * 2) As a verb (i.e. "I'll Papi you real good" or "I just Papi'd")

Popular Uses
"Dude, what a Papi."

"Papi shmickery in the desu ne."

Variations
You can add Spanish adjectives to it to give people their own nicknames. (i.e. Papi Chulo, Papi Gordo, etc.)

Mami is Spanish for mommy. It's the female counterpart to Papi. We don't really use it because the Three Papis is a total sausage fest.

Papihole
Papihole is an ambiguous term made by Rowan. What does it mean? Nobody knows. I don't want to know.

i.e. "Got him in the Papihole."

"Get shmicked in the Papihole."

Known Papis
Rowan was the first Papi. His Playstation username is Papi Guapo with the description "I am Handsome Papi". Papi Guapo means "Handsome Papi".

David is Papi Sempai. It means "Daddy Sempai". Get it? Cause he's Japanese and the oldest Papi.

Tetsuo is Papi Polaco. It means "Polish Daddy". No explanations needed.

Jonathan is Papi Chulo. It means "Pimp Daddy". He couldn't think of a good enough name. It's an actual term in Spanish for a suave ladies-man who thinks he's so hot and amazing and cool and shmick.

Xavier is Papi Grande. It means "Big Daddy". Cause he a big Papi.